Chicago Tribune, the Kingdom Tower, Morning Coffee

Over Morning Coffee with The Chicago Tribune

Ryan Haggerty's article from the Chicago Tribune, click image to view

Over my morning coffee at Emerald City Coffee I read a good article in the Chicago Tribune written by Ryan Haggerty featuring a future Kingdom Tower.

This supreme structure will be in Saudi Arabia.

What? Someone still reads the paper? Yes, let me tell the two-sentence story. Recently, I wrote an online article for Andiamo Creative regarding the Windy City Ribfest logo, interviewed people at various places inside of the festival my first of which was the Chicago Tribune tent where I paid $13 for a subscription. It has become a morning ritual to turn actual pages (rather than click away) while I sip caffeinated goodness.

Back to relevant writing, taking out the Chicago Tribune business section cause a popping headline to point my way. “Chicagoans’ design towers over the rest,” which continues on page 3 with “Chicago architects are facing sky-high expectations” shows once again the ever-changing history of our stretch towards the stratus. I will not be quoting the article at length (as I want you to read it, click here to do read the online version, … or pick up a copy at news stands today, duh), but simply wanted to something good in these few remaining morning moments as I need to go get ready for Obama’s birthday reception in Uptown… although, I don’t know why I’m getting ready; I wasn’t invited. However, I do tend to crash with style.

Crashing is the last thing on the minds of the ever soaring achievements for Chicago architects. Noting Haggerty’s article, whom you can follow here @RyanTHaggerty, we see plans for the biggest building to date as part of a multi-billion dollar development named Kingdom City. As thy kingdom comes here we stand as Americans to top the world in the ego driven, mine is bigger, standing ovation for the biggest land erection of our futures.

All phallic wordplay aside, I would like to see an article reporting status at Ground Zero and the proposed “Freedom Tower.”

Friends With Benefits

On my way to a matinée at the Davis Theater I hit a line of people who undoubtedly were in line to see Cowboys and Aliens, so, I opted (on a whim) to watch a film by Will Gluck, Friends With Benefits.

Friends with Benefits by Will Gluck

Friends With Benefits, click image, purchase tickets

Starring Justin Timberlake, Mila Kunis and Patricia Clarkson this movie could not have been a better source of afternoon delight. In short, my attraction to the romantic comedy has been renewed. In fact, my next planned movie outing is no doubt, Crazy, Stupid, Love. However, back to the flick at hand (and speaking of hand), Dylan and Jamie (Timberlake and Mila) after a cute work-related introduction vow to give one another a helping hand of sexual flavor, hold the emotions. To add some sex vibe variety we get co-worker Tommy (Woody Harrelson) who in a subtle yet highly applaudable performance breaks away from the overplayed gay stereotype. His performance gives a fresh meaning to the phrase “a man’s man.” Adding Jamie’s mother, Lorna (Clarkson) leaves us with even more of a good time and an endearing moment between mother and daughter revisiting the idea of prince charming. This moment is only trumped by the sweet father-son-scene where Dylan removes his pants to sit with his debilitated dad Mr. Harper played by Richard Jenkins.

Other critics may claim re-hash or play the “been done” card to slam this comedy. Nonetheless, by now we all are familiar with the formula. If you see some good performances laying on top of a shameless sexuality message and take away a smile then I call that a good time. Everyone needs a good time now and again. And what we see here is that two friends let it get physical then go back to being friends only to see the truth of how these heightened ecstasy states only fuel established love. I commend this fun movie for all its frivolity layered with tasteful feelings and touch worthy pictures.

Putting a sexual spin on a rating scale let’s rate this film by penis size, the smallest of which I’ve seen was 3 inches (poor guy) and the biggest of which I’ve seen was 11 inches (no witty parenthetical statement here). So, on a 3 to 11 scale I give this a 7.5 (guys, that’s more than above average, be proud)!

The long and short of it, you can have your blow ’em up, shoot ’em up scenarios if you want– there is no shortage– but as for myself, I guess I’m just seeking a little more romance in my life, even if that means Friends With Benefits.

Born Yesterday

When it comes to the heart,

Few men know where to start,

Let’s say you find feelings for a man on your team,

You know him to be smart, a fighter who’s sometimes mean,

Nonetheless behind his eyes though dark they may be the light shining within outweighs the obscene,

Vanished for days, whereabouts unknown to all in the round

Tirelessly you work though this forboding feeling

His being there will only thwart

The other men on your court.

Another man, you chose to fall,

Handles right, yet, not you at all,

For in his eyes maybe you are more like a brother,

Or that guy that is around, feels like I am gonna smother,

One makes it very clear how he feels in this mix, the other can’t see this outside of common quick tricks,

All in all you wear your heart out-loud alongside the sleeve

For others to see as if viewed within a pensieve

This one is a kind gentle man

Get along easy if you can.

These two men, born on this day,

Though separate, one year away,

You’ve come to love them in different ways,

Neither holds you stronger with unintended sway,

But one thing is clear, to not grow so weary, perhaps let them both go, be found a little more cheery

I know one of them likes me, if not one, then two,

Man loving man knowing not what to do,

At least, admit to yourself

Feel that which is true.

Meeting eyes hold few secrets

To those having felt this before

Unattended games yet we all know the score

And the stories told again by guys who refuse to share or admit,

Ah, I should’ve have written this days ago or maybe even a year, think how many more eyes that are queer

May land on this page to see some are with courage, not afraid,

To sling all of their feelings in the fray

(I feel you, these things I know)

I wasn’t born yesterday.